discobiscuit's Diaryland Diary

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2009-09-01 - I hate blackheads
2008-12-29 - Those Moments
2008-10-20 - omg!
2008-09-11 - Spinning
2008-07-22 - Down by his...Hogwarts Castle
2008-07-17 - -
2007-10-25 - -
2007-10-04 - I like my crack early in the morning
2007-09-24 - Vodka and Pineapple
2007-08-30 - Please Call First
2007-08-20 - I had the marbles and curtains
2007-08-01 - I just want a shy guy
2007-07-14 - -
2007-07-11 - I once stood strong for the DF8
2007-07-05 - -
2007-06-09 - Days come and go
2007-06-05 - Ball Punching Bliss
2007-06-05 - Buy me a drink?
2007-06-04 - I'm gonna take you home with me
2007-05-13 - As Is
2007-04-30 - I'd tell you everything...
2007-03-14 - What a fiasco!
2007-02-03 - Confused
2007-01-30 - Pale Orange Walls
2007-01-04 - 2oo7
2006-12-02 - 21
2006-11-05 - Cuddle and Bubble
2006-10-12 - Cat Calls
2006-09-28 - Canada?
2006-07-18 - Bright Yellow Stars
2006-06-18 - Log Cabins
2006-01-24 - The phantom in the dark
2006-01-15 - That hybrid sound
2005-12-29 - High Heel Hold-Up
2005-11-14 - I'm too cute to carry Terpintine
2005-10-17 - Princess Jamie
2005-09-26 - an orange lighter
2005-09-19 - Roids
2005-08-03 - My dad
2005-05-26 - Now shop friends, shop
2005-04-28 - I like you like I like the color purple
2005-03-13 - oh no no, i'm jealous of YOU
2005-03-03 - That rabbits DYNAMITE!
2005-01-05 - oh charooooooooo
2004-10-22 - I stepped into a broken taxi
2004-08-24 - Jack has been blown to smithereens
2004-08-05 - Pink Polka Dots
2004-07-20 - There was no frog.
2004-07-04 - What can I say? I like it rough
2004-06-28 - Death to the 203
2004-06-23 - Hookah Porn
2004-06-06 - The Wrath of Crust Kids
2004-06-03 - Penis Envy
2004-05-24 - Chipmunk Vs. Lucifer
2004-05-14 - the return of the mexican lawn ornament
2004-05-08 - I fought the law...and the law won.
2004-05-06 - The 7 \"C's\" of Good Customer Service
2004-04-12 - Mighty mouse ruins my beer run
2004-04-07 - Slot Machine Passion
2004-04-03 - little girl, little girl, would you like some candy?
2004-03-29 - I hope you like bread
2004-03-23 - Hey, pick your nose
2004-03-17 - You can find me in da club...
2004-02-25 - A Bibliophile Death Gaze
2004-02-24 - I miss Reno911
2004-02-09 - 5 Sides of Sour Cream Please
2004-02-03 - Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
2004-01-18 - Look at all the non-smokers run!
2004-01-12 - Go to time out bruce!
2004-01-07 - Wow...Um...
2004-01-01 - A way too long story about New Years
2003-12-28 - Turn this motha fuckin shit up!
2003-12-21 - Lord Of The Rings Spirit...DENIED!
2003-12-18 - Eye Gouging Bugs From Hell
2003-12-17 - Pink Reindeer Dabber
2003-12-14 - don't get knocked up by guys with bad credit
2003-12-06 - Thank You Paula Abdul
2003-11-25 - I dunno, something about my mom and this guy having wild sex without condoms.
2003-11-22 - EVERYONE has sex with their cousin...right?
2003-11-17 - I Am A Man In A Womans Body
2003-11-14 - The Alligator Ate My Stash
2003-11-09 - \"Oh sorry, what did you say? I was staring at your ass.\"
2003-11-01 - Drunken Cowboys
2003-10-29 - Why is he dressed like a wizard?
2003-10-26 - Show Me Your God Damn Booty
2003-10-18 - Lesbian Threesomes
2003-10-16 - nate won't stop talking about having sex
2003-10-11 - ...I don't own a gun...
2003-10-08 - \"Woah...did you see my bathroom?\"
2003-10-03 - Proper Stripping Atire
2003-10-02 - Jesus Has A Broken Arm